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	<title>Comments on: 4 Tips for Being Awkward Like Me</title>
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		<title>By: Kevin</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/03/4-tips-for-being-awkward-like-me/#comment-135685</link>
		<dc:creator>Kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 17:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is great haha. Im a junior in high school and this girl i was dateing said i could not possably make her feel awkward. After following these tips and ending it buy publicly shouting that she is the hottest woman alive and posting it on facebook i defidently think i made her feel awkward. Thank you awkaward guy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is great haha. Im a junior in high school and this girl i was dateing said i could not possably make her feel awkward. After following these tips and ending it buy publicly shouting that she is the hottest woman alive and posting it on facebook i defidently think i made her feel awkward. Thank you awkaward guy!</p>
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		<title>By: chromosome</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/03/4-tips-for-being-awkward-like-me/#comment-130192</link>
		<dc:creator>chromosome</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 20:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was playing pool with some friends and the awkward cloud rolled around again. Silence hit, so i put on some music (granted noone knew the artist, but they were reall goood) Everything turned out to be fine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was playing pool with some friends and the awkward cloud rolled around again. Silence hit, so i put on some music (granted noone knew the artist, but they were reall goood) Everything turned out to be fine</p>
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		<title>By: Carmin</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/03/4-tips-for-being-awkward-like-me/#comment-16836</link>
		<dc:creator>Carmin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love these tips, although I think I pretty much got them all down. Personally, my area of expertise is changing the subject in the middle of a current conversation to one of the many non-related thoughts meandering along through my head. This usually earns me a &quot;what-the hell-are-you-talking-about&quot; look from the person/people that I&#039;m talking to, ending the conversation. But secretly, I live every day for that look.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love these tips, although I think I pretty much got them all down. Personally, my area of expertise is changing the subject in the middle of a current conversation to one of the many non-related thoughts meandering along through my head. This usually earns me a &#8220;what-the hell-are-you-talking-about&#8221; look from the person/people that I&#8217;m talking to, ending the conversation. But secretly, I live every day for that look.</p>
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		<title>By: Abby</title>
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		<dc:creator>Abby</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for this blog.  When I&#039;m feeling particularly stupid about the latest spectacularly dorky thing I&#039;ve done, it helps to know I&#039;m not alone in the universe.
As an example, I recently managed to tell a new male friend that I &quot;ended up getting together with my husband by following him around for six months&quot;.  While that&#039;s technically true, I managed to omit the fact that he was a willing participant in the exercise.  You know, the part which separates dating/hanging out from stalking.  
I also have a gift for convincing purely platonic male friends that I&#039;m interested in them, which is bad in that (a.  I am not, in fact, interested, (b.  I am fat, so therefore generally speaking *they&#039;re* not interested, and, just to complete the whole awkward equation (c.  I&#039;m married.  
Anyway, cheers on an awesome blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for this blog.  When I&#8217;m feeling particularly stupid about the latest spectacularly dorky thing I&#8217;ve done, it helps to know I&#8217;m not alone in the universe.<br />
As an example, I recently managed to tell a new male friend that I &#8220;ended up getting together with my husband by following him around for six months&#8221;.  While that&#8217;s technically true, I managed to omit the fact that he was a willing participant in the exercise.  You know, the part which separates dating/hanging out from stalking.<br />
I also have a gift for convincing purely platonic male friends that I&#8217;m interested in them, which is bad in that (a.  I am not, in fact, interested, (b.  I am fat, so therefore generally speaking *they&#8217;re* not interested, and, just to complete the whole awkward equation (c.  I&#8217;m married.<br />
Anyway, cheers on an awesome blog.</p>
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		<title>By: Roya</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/03/4-tips-for-being-awkward-like-me/#comment-1347</link>
		<dc:creator>Roya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 02:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>well i think i have a natural talent in this whole category.
my special skill is making the most basic of basic human interactions 
so awkward you can almost feel the pity off of others transcend into your soul.
seriously. 
today my teacher asked me what my name was and i forgot.
i ended up just getting too much saliva from nervousness since the whole class was waiting for my response and having to remember how to swalow it then actually swallowing.
it was great.
oh and i was standing noticably close to the teacher too. i was wondering why he kept backing up with every step i took forwards.
oh well.
thats why i always feel so unwanted especially by guys. ill probably end up with 80 cats and a bland apartment knitting legwarmers.
oh sorry...did i do it again?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>well i think i have a natural talent in this whole category.<br />
my special skill is making the most basic of basic human interactions<br />
so awkward you can almost feel the pity off of others transcend into your soul.<br />
seriously.<br />
today my teacher asked me what my name was and i forgot.<br />
i ended up just getting too much saliva from nervousness since the whole class was waiting for my response and having to remember how to swalow it then actually swallowing.<br />
it was great.<br />
oh and i was standing noticably close to the teacher too. i was wondering why he kept backing up with every step i took forwards.<br />
oh well.<br />
thats why i always feel so unwanted especially by guys. ill probably end up with 80 cats and a bland apartment knitting legwarmers.<br />
oh sorry&#8230;did i do it again?</p>
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		<title>By: Mick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 05:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ahaa I thought I was the last of the awkwardichans , apparently not. keep it up man, loving it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ahaa I thought I was the last of the awkwardichans , apparently not. keep it up man, loving it.</p>
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		<title>By: Virginia Belle</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/03/4-tips-for-being-awkward-like-me/#comment-698</link>
		<dc:creator>Virginia Belle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG this blog is hilarious. every post makes me laugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG this blog is hilarious. every post makes me laugh.</p>
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		<title>By: Victoria Marinelli</title>
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		<dc:creator>Victoria Marinelli</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, I am so with you on all of the above (as one of the most awkward hominids &lt;em&gt;ever&lt;/em&gt;). Even (or perhaps especially) in social situations that should, objectively, allow me to channel some external &#039;cool&#039; personality (like &lt;a href=&quot;http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/2007/03/26/journey-to-killadelphia-part-i/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; recent one), my behavior is simply dorktastic. 

I am, in fact, &lt;em&gt;such&lt;/em&gt; a dork that, just now, I googled my own apparently made-up word of &#039;dorktastic&#039; to see what references, if any, I might find by others on the topic. First, Google informs me that there are already &quot;about 18,500&quot; references to &quot;dorktastic,&quot; while the Urban Dictionary offers a definition: &quot;Used to describe something that is considered awesome by people of a dorky nature.&quot;

So I&#039;m not just a dork, I&#039;m a &lt;em&gt;redundant&lt;/em&gt; dork. 

Solidarity!

- V.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, I am so with you on all of the above (as one of the most awkward hominids <em>ever</em>). Even (or perhaps especially) in social situations that should, objectively, allow me to channel some external &#8216;cool&#8217; personality (like <a href="http://victoriamarinelli.com/main/2007/03/26/journey-to-killadelphia-part-i/" rel="nofollow">this</a> recent one), my behavior is simply dorktastic. </p>
<p>I am, in fact, <em>such</em> a dork that, just now, I googled my own apparently made-up word of &#8216;dorktastic&#8217; to see what references, if any, I might find by others on the topic. First, Google informs me that there are already &#8220;about 18,500&#8243; references to &#8220;dorktastic,&#8221; while the Urban Dictionary offers a definition: &#8220;Used to describe something that is considered awesome by people of a dorky nature.&#8221;</p>
<p>So I&#8217;m not just a dork, I&#8217;m a <em>redundant</em> dork. </p>
<p>Solidarity!</p>
<p>- V.</p>
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		<title>By: Justin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my goodness, how could I forget!</description>
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		<title>By: sharpmath</title>
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		<dc:creator>sharpmath</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 21:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You need to add a 5th tip in, because sure verbal awkwardness is something to strive for, but to be truly awkward you must be physically awkward as well. I, for instance, have perfected the art of spazzy hand movements during normal conversation. Just try it, and see how your awkardness grows!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You need to add a 5th tip in, because sure verbal awkwardness is something to strive for, but to be truly awkward you must be physically awkward as well. I, for instance, have perfected the art of spazzy hand movements during normal conversation. Just try it, and see how your awkardness grows!</p>
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