Comments on: “I think I need a lapdance?” http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/ IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO SAY AT THE TIME Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:20:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: LinuxGirl http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1093 LinuxGirl Wed, 02 May 2007 16:15:35 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1093 I am so glad that you are back! :) I am so glad that you are back! :)

]]> By: Sumo http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1094 Sumo Wed, 02 May 2007 16:37:12 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1094 I told a stripper she had really nice teeth once. It was even more awkward when she asked me what I had said, you know up at the pole, in front of everyone, and I repeated myself louder, thinking 'Hey it's important she know!' It turns out she was from england, but had a lot of dental work done when she moved here. It only cost me 4 dollars to find that out. I told a stripper she had really nice teeth once. It was even more awkward when she asked me what I had said, you know up at the pole, in front of everyone, and I repeated myself louder, thinking ‘Hey it’s important she know!’ It turns out she was from england, but had a lot of dental work done when she moved here. It only cost me 4 dollars to find that out.

]]> By: lenfercest... http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1095 lenfercest... Wed, 02 May 2007 16:41:58 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1095 Hannah Arendt. Heh. :D Tell me, I guess that after this entry you're the wrong guy to ask, but I've had this conversation lately and this just made me think of it. Is there something about fucking a dumb (as in, not Hannah Arendt) girl? Hannah Arendt. Heh. :D

Tell me, I guess that after this entry you’re the wrong guy to ask, but I’ve had this conversation lately and this just made me think of it. Is there something about fucking a dumb (as in, not Hannah Arendt) girl?

]]> By: JM http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1096 JM Wed, 02 May 2007 22:14:31 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1096 I have to find one of these "strip clubs". I have to find one of these “strip clubs”.

]]> By: kcg http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1097 kcg Thu, 03 May 2007 01:44:25 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1097 "Thigh scrunchie" I just about died. That's so absolutely correct, on so many levels. Also, they have strippers with glasses? I had no idea that the world was ready for ironic hipster strippers. Call me a visionary, but...New Balance sneakers modified <i>enhanced</i> with clear, stiletto heels? “Thigh scrunchie”

I just about died. That’s so absolutely correct, on so many levels.

Also, they have strippers with glasses? I had no idea that the world was ready for ironic hipster strippers. Call me a visionary, but…New Balance sneakers modified enhanced with clear, stiletto heels?

]]> By: Sex & Moxie http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1102 Sex & Moxie Thu, 03 May 2007 16:15:01 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1102 Someone else just wrote a post abotu how strippers wear talcum powder and other various scents to remind men of their childhood so they'll be more comfortable with getting a lapdance. Our company teaches striptease classes and our instructors tell women to wear vanilla body cream and talcum powder to help the men relax. Someone else just wrote a post abotu how strippers wear talcum powder and other various scents to remind men of their childhood so they’ll be more comfortable with getting a lapdance. Our company teaches striptease classes and our instructors tell women to wear vanilla body cream and talcum powder to help the men relax.

]]> By: Mymsie http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1111 Mymsie Fri, 04 May 2007 13:50:04 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1111 Great story and "thigh-scrunchie?" Love it! ;) You might enjoy this new feature on my blog: http://mymsie.wordpress.com/2007/04/20/courting-predicament/ Great story and “thigh-scrunchie?” Love it! ;) You might enjoy this new feature on my blog: http://mymsie.wordpress.com/2007/04/20/courting-predicament/

]]> By: Justin http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1112 Justin Fri, 04 May 2007 13:59:04 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1112 Yes, oh god, that is one hell of a feature. I love talking about predicaments. Also, I have to love any blog that contains this phrase: "Sure, this guy was a few inches taller than the <em>real</em> Hitler . . ." Yes, oh god, that is one hell of a feature. I love talking about predicaments.

Also, I have to love any blog that contains this phrase:

“Sure, this guy was a few inches taller than the real Hitler . . .”

]]> By: Tim http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1113 Tim Fri, 04 May 2007 16:15:50 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1113 Terribly funny story! I laughed my ass off. It reminded me of my first time (and last time) I got a lap dance. I was totally pressured into doing it. During the lap dance she kept asking me to look at her privates and I couldn't bring myself to give more than a quick glance saying "oh yea" to help reassure her that she was doing a good job. After the dance I opened my wallet only to remember I didn't have ANY money and had to ask my closest buddy to spot me a $20. I laugh at how embarrassed I was. Terribly funny story! I laughed my ass off. It reminded me of my first time (and last time) I got a lap dance. I was totally pressured into doing it. During the lap dance she kept asking me to look at her privates and I couldn’t bring myself to give more than a quick glance saying “oh yea” to help reassure her that she was doing a good job. After the dance I opened my wallet only to remember I didn’t have ANY money and had to ask my closest buddy to spot me a $20. I laugh at how embarrassed I was.

]]> By: Christo-pher-omones http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1128 Christo-pher-omones Tue, 08 May 2007 05:00:23 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1128 My first strip club experience consisted of me being put on stage, a girl taking off my own belt and then spanking me. and then she stole my belt. I think I'm in love. My first strip club experience consisted of me being put on stage, a girl taking off my own belt and then spanking me. and then she stole my belt. I think I’m in love.

]]> By: Michelle http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1196 Michelle Fri, 18 May 2007 13:30:56 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1196 You've been tagged... http://organizedlifemmh.blogspot.com/2007/05/ive-been-tagged.html#links You’ve been tagged…

http://organizedlifemmh.blogspot.com/2007/05/ive-been-tagged.html#links

]]> By: DelMegVa http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1222 DelMegVa Tue, 22 May 2007 00:21:31 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1222 Your blog is brilliant! Thanks for laughs in the midst of finals, and keep it up. Your blog is brilliant! Thanks for laughs in the midst of finals, and keep it up.

]]> By: renee http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1230 renee Tue, 22 May 2007 16:33:56 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1230 ok... you were right. this blog's not all this bad. but... i am a little offended that all the awkward things you've said to me didn't make the cut. what about the time i was getting out of your car after we went somewhere... possibly punderson? for some reason conversation led you to say "yeah... britney spears is really hot" to which i replied "yep... she is." and you say "I mean... you're hot too... just not as hot as britney spears." my reply: "umm... bye justin. i'll talk to you tomorrow." ok… you were right. this blog’s not all this bad. but… i am a little offended that all the awkward things you’ve said to me didn’t make the cut. what about the time i was getting out of your car after we went somewhere… possibly punderson? for some reason conversation led you to say “yeah… britney spears is really hot” to which i replied “yep… she is.” and you say “I mean… you’re hot too… just not as hot as britney spears.” my reply: “umm… bye justin. i’ll talk to you tomorrow.”

]]> By: renee http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1231 renee Tue, 22 May 2007 16:34:50 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1231 hmmm... that first sentence should have a "that" not a "this" but i'm sure you already got that. hmmm… that first sentence should have a “that” not a “this” but i’m sure you already got that.

]]> By: Sumo http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1235 Sumo Wed, 23 May 2007 15:15:19 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1235 Hey! What happened? Hey! What happened?

]]> By: Bekki http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1254 Bekki Fri, 25 May 2007 22:27:19 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1254 Justin i miss you and your writing. :( *sad* Justin i miss you and your writing.
:( *sad*

]]> By: Frigga http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1342 Frigga Tue, 29 May 2007 17:40:32 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1342 Hope all is well and you come back to us soon! Hope all is well and you come back to us soon!

]]> By: ApatheticLoser http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1344 ApatheticLoser Tue, 29 May 2007 20:08:23 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1344 Why is the fully dressed bartender normally more attractive, then the girl thats half nakid sitting on your lap? (After she gets up anyway) Why is the fully dressed bartender normally more attractive, then the girl thats half nakid sitting on your lap? (After she gets up anyway)

]]> By: DPW http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1425 DPW Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:05:58 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1425 I remember the first time I was taken to a strip club. Totally unprepared. Every time a dancer came up to me, my face lit up and I found myself handing her money. I remember thinking to myself at one point, “This is how an ATM must feel.” I remember the first time I was taken to a strip club. Totally unprepared. Every time a dancer came up to me, my face lit up and I found myself handing her money. I remember thinking to myself at one point, “This is how an ATM must feel.”

]]> By: oceanoscuro http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1436 oceanoscuro Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:33:07 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1436 "Oh god. She’s upside down. What if I have to catch her! But I can’t touch her, though, right? Do you think there’s an exception for the life of the stripper? I’m going to drop her for sure. She’s going to sue the hell out of me. Then everyone who hates strip clubs will know that I went to one, and everyone who loves them will know I dropped a stripper on her face. Everyone is going to hate me." HILARIOUS. YOU are a funny dude. Thanks for the laugh. “Oh god. She’s upside down. What if I have to catch her! But I can’t touch her, though, right? Do you think there’s an exception for the life of the stripper? I’m going to drop her for sure. She’s going to sue the hell out of me. Then everyone who hates strip clubs will know that I went to one, and everyone who loves them will know I dropped a stripper on her face. Everyone is going to hate me.”
HILARIOUS. YOU are a funny dude. Thanks for the laugh.

]]> By: Brie http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1451 Brie Mon, 11 Jun 2007 23:08:20 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-1451 Awesome. :) And I know it's awesome because I used to be that girl. -B Awesome. :) And I know it’s awesome because I used to be that girl.

-B

]]> By: LBC http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-6715 LBC Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:14:06 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-6715 sux that you couldn't touch. when i went to strip club for a first time and i got a lap dance in a vip room, she told me i could touch her, and i touched her everywhere, i mean EVERYWHERE, than after that she pulled my pants down and gave me nice handjob which was unexpectable but enjoyable! sux that you couldn’t touch. when i went to strip club for a first time and i got a lap dance in a vip room, she told me i could touch her, and i touched her everywhere, i mean EVERYWHERE, than after that she pulled my pants down and gave me nice handjob which was unexpectable but enjoyable!

]]> By: Chingy14 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-10217 Chingy14 Tue, 06 May 2008 20:21:28 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/#comment-10217 haha haha

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