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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;I think I need a lapdance?&#8221;</title>
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	<description>IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO SAY AT THE TIME</description>
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		<title>By: Rachel</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-16842</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh gracious. I&#039;ve been flipping through posts because I just stumbled upon this blog-- that&#039;s why I&#039;m commenting more than a year after the fact-- and this one made me actually laugh out loud. I&#039;m relatively sure we&#039;re twins, except for the part where you&#039;re older than I am. A ha ha ha!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh gracious. I&#8217;ve been flipping through posts because I just stumbled upon this blog&#8211; that&#8217;s why I&#8217;m commenting more than a year after the fact&#8211; and this one made me actually laugh out loud. I&#8217;m relatively sure we&#8217;re twins, except for the part where you&#8217;re older than I am. A ha ha ha!</p>
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		<title>By: Chingy14</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-10217</link>
		<dc:creator>Chingy14</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 20:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>haha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>haha</p>
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		<title>By: LBC</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-6715</link>
		<dc:creator>LBC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2007 20:14:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>sux that you couldn&#039;t touch. when i went to strip club for a first time and i got a lap dance in a vip room, she told me i could touch her, and i touched her everywhere, i mean EVERYWHERE, than after that she pulled my pants down and gave me nice handjob which was unexpectable but enjoyable!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sux that you couldn&#8217;t touch. when i went to strip club for a first time and i got a lap dance in a vip room, she told me i could touch her, and i touched her everywhere, i mean EVERYWHERE, than after that she pulled my pants down and gave me nice handjob which was unexpectable but enjoyable!</p>
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		<title>By: Brie</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1451</link>
		<dc:creator>Brie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 23:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome.  :)  And I know it&#039;s awesome because I used to be that girl.  

-B</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome.  :)  And I know it&#8217;s awesome because I used to be that girl.  </p>
<p>-B</p>
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		<title>By: oceanoscuro</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1436</link>
		<dc:creator>oceanoscuro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jun 2007 23:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Oh god. She’s upside down. What if I have to catch her! But I can’t touch her, though, right? Do you think there’s an exception for the life of the stripper? I’m going to drop her for sure. She’s going to sue the hell out of me. Then everyone who hates strip clubs will know that I went to one, and everyone who loves them will know I dropped a stripper on her face. Everyone is going to hate me.&quot;
HILARIOUS. YOU are a funny dude. Thanks for the laugh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Oh god. She’s upside down. What if I have to catch her! But I can’t touch her, though, right? Do you think there’s an exception for the life of the stripper? I’m going to drop her for sure. She’s going to sue the hell out of me. Then everyone who hates strip clubs will know that I went to one, and everyone who loves them will know I dropped a stripper on her face. Everyone is going to hate me.&#8221;<br />
HILARIOUS. YOU are a funny dude. Thanks for the laugh.</p>
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		<title>By: DPW</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1425</link>
		<dc:creator>DPW</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2007 00:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I remember the first time I was taken to a strip club.  Totally unprepared.  Every time a dancer came up to me, my face lit up and I found myself handing her money.  I remember thinking to myself at one point, “This is how an ATM must feel.”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I remember the first time I was taken to a strip club.  Totally unprepared.  Every time a dancer came up to me, my face lit up and I found myself handing her money.  I remember thinking to myself at one point, “This is how an ATM must feel.”</p>
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		<title>By: ApatheticLoser</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1344</link>
		<dc:creator>ApatheticLoser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 20:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why is the fully dressed bartender normally more attractive, then the girl thats half nakid sitting on your lap? (After she gets up anyway)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why is the fully dressed bartender normally more attractive, then the girl thats half nakid sitting on your lap? (After she gets up anyway)</p>
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		<title>By: Frigga</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1342</link>
		<dc:creator>Frigga</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2007 17:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope all is well and you come back to us soon!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope all is well and you come back to us soon!</p>
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		<title>By: Bekki</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1254</link>
		<dc:creator>Bekki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 22:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Justin i miss you and your writing.
:( *sad*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Justin i miss you and your writing.<br />
:( *sad*</p>
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		<title>By: Sumo</title>
		<link>http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/05/i-think-i-need-a-lapdance/comment-page-1/#comment-1235</link>
		<dc:creator>Sumo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 15:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey!  What happened?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey!  What happened?</p>
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