Comments on: Hot (Ex-)Copy Editor is Drunk and Online: A Transcript.

By: Nathanael Nerode

Nathanael Nerode — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:37:10 +0000

Wow, that’s one heck of a messed up conversation. She won’t let you in if you come over, then invites you over for a blowjob. Probably sarcastically, but how can you tell over IM!?!

Right, so you “come out” to her under high stress. Natural. Terrible terrible timing because now you’re telling her while *resentful*. And while she’s intoxicated. Making it totally impossible to make any sense out of it….

Wow.

By: Wayland

Wayland — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:56:16 +0000

Dude. I’ve gotten this far…wtf? I’m sorry bro. I don’t know how you didn’t e-punch her in the face.

By: Some Guy

Some Guy — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:08:53 +0000

I think the Onion said it best:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29357

Let me give you a bit of advice, my friend. You’re a college kid, and if you want to get laid, go find a nice 30 year-old who’s had her heart broken a couple of times, and knows what it feels like. Girls in college look good, but they’re vicious without even knowing it.

By: JR

JR — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:34:47 +0000

if i was new to this blog…. that conversation would not even seem real…

By: Zaro

Zaro — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 05:43:06 +0000

cute..sexy cute. lolz evry else had like more intelligent come backs it seems. [lol]

p.s. and no im not blonde…pplz tend 2 ask me that lot

By: elkylos

elkylos — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:37:26 +0000

Amen.

By: one girl

one girl — Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:32:02 +0000

Drunk or sober I think it’s wrong for her to play with you like that. I think that’s really low and shows some insecurities.

By: Justin

Justin — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 22:47:05 +0000

Len: You can assume that, in real life, there were a hell of a lot more spelling errors on both of our parts. The vocabulary, though, is probably right on. :) Ryan and JimGimb: I'm just trying to get the word out there. I agree, this happens a lot. Phoebus: Sure thing! Warren: If she reads it, she reads it. It wouldn't be the first girl who's read about herself on my blog. That's why I keep things as true as I can. David: I'd wager that lots of girls would think that MEN can't be trusted! Brian and YSHS: I wasn't drunk at all, which I think kind of makes it worse for me. She was the drunk one. Actually, if you're in high school, for all you know, being drunk makes your vocabulary awesome. Right?! VB: But would you use the power of emotional torment for good, or for evil?

By: piglet

piglet — Sun, 19 Aug 2007 23:21:24 +0000

Belle – probably not quite 99.9%. There are good guys out there who (at least, if sober and/or able to use good judgment) won’t automatically take advantage of drunk girls with boyfriends, even with permission.

Cheers for at least trying to be a gentleman, J. All that being said – in spite of all your self-sabotage, and given the torment she’s dishing out, I sincerely hope you got to hit that on general principle.

By: Virginia Belle

Virginia Belle — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:55:35 +0000

she said you can come over for making out, a blow job and/or sex?

and you didn’t go?

shit. you were head over heels for this girl. 99.9% of all other men would have been out the door before she finished typing the words.

i secretly wish for her abilities to cause men to writhe in emotional torment. it would be nice for the shoe to be on another foot for once. usually i’m the one writhing……