Comments on: Warning: This post contains love poetry. Please do not read without adult supervision.

By: Nathanael Nerode

Nathanael Nerode — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:41:14 +0000

And wow. I do expect that she’s going to be absolutely unsure how to react. Let’s turn the page….

By: Nathanael Nerode

Nathanael Nerode — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:38:08 +0000

“So I’ve got a pineapple for her. It’s from Hawaii.”

The girl looked at me strangely. “That’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.”

“Well, typically they’re sweeter immediately after they’re picked, when…”

That was absolutely hilarious.

By: IAN SLEITMEN

IAN SLEITMEN — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:24:09 +0000

wierd that mostly women seem to read your blog……..*awkward silence*…why the fuck am i reading it…..I say things to girls that belong in a museum. Then again my spelling belongs in an errorncy museum.

By: Darcy

Darcy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 02:10:00 +0000

ur so hot man!

By: Patricia

Patricia — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:26:08 +0000

My, my, my. That certainly is a very tactful and splendidly written poem, if in common and popular English! If I were her, I’d have fallen for it. Mind you I don’t have a boyfriend so I can say that pretty easily xD

By: Emily Rose (U.K)

Emily Rose (U.K) — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:31:17 +0000

haha gud stuff for sure twas right thoo

By: Arelis

Arelis — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:49:49 +0000

A haiku and a pineapple? You would have had me right then, wow.

Why aren’t there more guys like you?

By: auvs.

auvs. — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:37:47 +0000

legend.

By: Alicia

Alicia — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:47:27 +0000

Write more please!!! You have an amazing writing style…it just melts my heart. I want to hear more.

By: Stuck

Stuck — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:12:57 +0000

I hope this works out better for you than it did when I tried it. Either way, though, you’ll be free of that prison you’ve built. :)