Comments on: Sometimes I’m looking at other things. Like eyes, naturally. http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/ IT ALWAYS SEEMED LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO SAY AT THE TIME Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:19:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: SheBee http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3124 SheBee Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:05:09 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3124 Hi Justin, Very awkward, you blog. I am loving it. Please finish the story with your friend. I am hooked, line & sinker. Regards from SA. Hi Justin,

Very awkward, you blog. I am loving it.

Please finish the story with your friend. I am hooked, line & sinker.

Regards from SA.

]]> By: JM http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3127 JM Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:21:33 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3127 Seeing as she is, after all, a short brunette bartender/waitress, she is probably hit on often. Perhaps the over sized, highly visible ring is a contrived excuse to bail on conversations with bachelors she doesn't particularly like, and she is indeed single. Seeing as she is, after all, a short brunette bartender/waitress, she is probably hit on often. Perhaps the over sized, highly visible ring is a contrived excuse to bail on conversations with bachelors she doesn’t particularly like, and she is indeed single.

]]> By: lenfercest... http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3132 lenfercest... Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:25:37 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3132 I have to confess that I have thought of wearing a big ring in countries I'm hit on often because I'm blonde. Though I would say that as a bartender, it's her job to be nice and chatty to customers. Increases the tip. I have to confess that I have thought of wearing a big ring in countries I’m hit on often because I’m blonde.

Though I would say that as a bartender, it’s her job to be nice and chatty to customers. Increases the tip.

]]> By: When Darkness Falls http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3138 When Darkness Falls Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:37:50 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3138 I must admit, I have been divorced for 10 years and I still, at times, wear my wedding rings to ward off advances. What's suprising are the ones who don't seem to mind. I agree with JM, it could just be a ploy. It never hurts to ask! Afterall, isn't that what awkward is all about? It's been a while since the last installment of your story... I must admit, I have been divorced for 10 years and I still, at times, wear my wedding rings to ward off advances. What’s suprising are the ones who don’t seem to mind. I agree with JM, it could just be a ploy. It never hurts to ask! Afterall, isn’t that what awkward is all about?

It’s been a while since the last installment of your story…

]]> By: colorspark http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3246 colorspark Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:39:36 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3246 Hey! Hoorah for you being single again and dating..! More fuel for your blog. :) Hey! Hoorah for you being single again and dating..! More fuel for your blog. :)

]]> By: J http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3323 J Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:48:32 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3323 as queen of awkward herself - really enjoying your blog. =) as queen of awkward herself - really enjoying your blog. =)

]]> By: one girl http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3364 one girl Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:10:11 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3364 I love that you "agreed with her jeans" :) I love that you “agreed with her jeans” :)

]]> By: elkylos http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3391 elkylos Mon, 10 Sep 2007 18:07:16 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3391 I know this isn't breaking news, but my waitstaff/bartender friends always say the loveliest waitresses in the sky are hit on constantly and consistently. As such, unless you're a true player - or very original - they're on the lost cause side (and do in fact wear those big fake rocks sometimes). That being said, practice makes perfect, and those hotties have seen every move and heard every line, so game on completely, even if she's just trying to earn her tip... right? I know this isn’t breaking news, but my waitstaff/bartender friends always say the loveliest waitresses in the sky are hit on constantly and consistently. As such, unless you’re a true player - or very original - they’re on the lost cause side (and do in fact wear those big fake rocks sometimes). That being said, practice makes perfect, and those hotties have seen every move and heard every line, so game on completely, even if she’s just trying to earn her tip… right?

]]> By: keeshii http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3491 keeshii Wed, 12 Sep 2007 22:06:37 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3491 poor dude. damn those wedding rings. poor dude. damn those wedding rings.

]]> By: tish_al http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3545 tish_al Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:14:17 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3545 I googled "awkward" and your blog was the second result on the list. That's a little awesome. I'm enjoying your awkward stories. I googled “awkward” and your blog was the second result on the list. That’s a little awesome. I’m enjoying your awkward stories.

]]> By: Tandra http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3715 Tandra Tue, 18 Sep 2007 15:47:54 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3715 im with tish...urs actually popped up! now how do i become soooo kewl? :D Loved ur escapades n ur friends, who have met u before, niiiiice, true friends... ((eagerly awaits next installment)))) im with tish…urs actually popped up! now how do i become soooo kewl? :D

Loved ur escapades n ur friends, who have met u before, niiiiice, true friends…

((eagerly awaits next installment))))

]]> By: teahouseblossom http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3732 teahouseblossom Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:57:40 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3732 What a nice friend! You could say she Rock Blocked you. Or else she's your Ring Man. What a nice friend!

You could say she Rock Blocked you. Or else she’s your Ring Man.

]]> By: Dolce http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3758 Dolce Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:58:01 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-3758 Never argue with jeans! Never argue with jeans!

]]> By: Chris http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4051 Chris Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:25:17 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4051 Ha ha ha rock blocked. Cheesy puns are awesome. Ha ha ha rock blocked. Cheesy puns are awesome.

]]> By: Miss Globalthermalnuclearwar http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4102 Miss Globalthermalnuclearwar Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:21:38 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4102 Good lord....I feel so stupid for not getting the reference initially. (I think that officially makes me stupid, as if the "F" in 2nd year astronomy was too subtle. Although, in my defense, I never purchased that textbook and...um...there are a lot of stars. Hundreds, even.) Anyway, maps. Yes. Are a force of good. Good lord….I feel so stupid for not getting the reference initially.

(I think that officially makes me stupid, as if the “F” in 2nd year astronomy was too subtle. Although, in my defense, I never purchased that textbook and…um…there are a lot of stars. Hundreds, even.)

Anyway, maps. Yes. Are a force of good.

]]> By: scar http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4114 scar Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:33:46 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4114 your writing touches a deep chord. I can't decide if its cleverly contrived or brutally, hopelessly honest. I suspect its a bit of both. I enjoy reading it... misery loves company i guess :P It has the right amount of teen angst (which incidentally doesnt seem to fade with time, hell I'm almost 30 and i still get it) your writing touches a deep chord. I can’t decide if its cleverly contrived or brutally, hopelessly honest.

I suspect its a bit of both. I enjoy reading it… misery loves company i guess :P

It has the right amount of teen angst (which incidentally doesnt seem to fade with time, hell I’m almost 30 and i still get it)

]]> By: Justin http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4309 Justin Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:21:48 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4309 It's brutally honest. I know Justin in real life. Trust me. It’s brutally honest. I know Justin in real life. Trust me.

]]> By: sharpmath http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4392 sharpmath Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:25:48 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4392 It's been over a month. Don't tell me you have run out of awkward! Do you know how it feels to check a website everyday and never find any new content? It's like I'm being stood up by the boyfriend I don't have. Only worse, because I don't have a boyfriend (I assume if I did I could maybe make it two days between impulses to check your website). It’s been over a month. Don’t tell me you have run out of awkward! Do you know how it feels to check a website everyday and never find any new content? It’s like I’m being stood up by the boyfriend I don’t have. Only worse, because I don’t have a boyfriend (I assume if I did I could maybe make it two days between impulses to check your website).

]]> By: Michael awkward Yarbrough http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4477 Michael awkward Yarbrough Wed, 10 Oct 2007 06:04:44 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4477 WHERE IS THE NEXT ENTRY. I NEED MORE AWKWARDNESS. I DEMAND WRITING NOW. WHY HAS IT BEEN SO LONG. JUSTIN GIVES CERTAIN PEOPLE THE COURAGE TO LAUGH AT THEMSELVES, TO PERSEVERE. WITHOUT HIM THEY WILL SIT IN THEIR ROOMS, REFRESHING THE PAGE, SAYING NO TO LIFE, FORSAKING POSSIBILITIES TO TERROR. WILL YOU HELP THEM JUSTIN. WILL YOU HELP THEM. WHERE IS THE NEXT ENTRY. I NEED MORE AWKWARDNESS. I DEMAND WRITING NOW. WHY HAS IT BEEN SO LONG. JUSTIN GIVES CERTAIN PEOPLE THE COURAGE TO LAUGH AT THEMSELVES, TO PERSEVERE. WITHOUT HIM THEY WILL SIT IN THEIR ROOMS, REFRESHING THE PAGE, SAYING NO TO LIFE, FORSAKING POSSIBILITIES TO TERROR.

WILL YOU HELP THEM JUSTIN. WILL YOU HELP THEM.

]]> By: elkylos http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4483 elkylos Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:16:55 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4483 Seriously, Justin. Tighten up. Seriously, Justin. Tighten up.

]]> By: elkylos http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4484 elkylos Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:19:44 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4484 Oh, and while you're at it, figure out a way to monetize all this demand on your site. But that's just my inner capitalist speaking. Ignore him. (He went to UVa, which goes without saying, I'd guess.) Oh, and while you’re at it, figure out a way to monetize all this demand on your site. But that’s just my inner capitalist speaking. Ignore him. (He went to UVa, which goes without saying, I’d guess.)

]]> By: Sarah http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4513 Sarah Thu, 11 Oct 2007 16:47:08 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4513 Oh, Justin, please keep writing. I'm dying to find out what Michigan Girl's response to the poem was, even though I have a good guess... Oh, Justin, please keep writing. I’m dying to find out what Michigan Girl’s response to the poem was, even though I have a good guess…

]]> By: Virginia Belle http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4519 Virginia Belle Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:41:55 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4519 LOL @ teahouse's comment! good one!!! my favorite part was where you agreed with her jeans. that was classic! and yes, a lot of girls wear the fake rings. i have one, myself. i used to wear it to work when this one guy would be all up in my beeswax. so i started mentioning my "huge boyfriend" with a "nasty temper". i think i even mentioned that he "carries a gun to work". eventually, mr. creepy got the hint. WHEW. new post! new post!!! LOL @ teahouse’s comment! good one!!!

my favorite part was where you agreed with her jeans. that was classic!

and yes, a lot of girls wear the fake rings. i have one, myself. i used to wear it to work when this one guy would be all up in my beeswax. so i started mentioning my “huge boyfriend” with a “nasty temper”. i think i even mentioned that he “carries a gun to work”. eventually, mr. creepy got the hint. WHEW.

new post! new post!!!

]]> By: James Gimbi http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4611 James Gimbi Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:31:33 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4611 Justin, I miss your writing. It's my birthday and I want to read new awkward stories and have none to speak of.... Justin, I miss your writing. It’s my birthday and I want to read new awkward stories and have none to speak of….

]]> By: MarkyMark http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4612 MarkyMark Tue, 16 Oct 2007 14:15:39 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4612 ^^ hah, "beeswax"... ANYWHO yeah, new post new post ^^ hah, “beeswax”…

ANYWHO

yeah, new post new post

]]> By: Chet http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4696 Chet Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:50:05 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4696 I'm so glad people like you exist. You articulate your experiences so well. Keep it up. I’m so glad people like you exist. You articulate your experiences so well. Keep it up.

]]> By: Nid http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4958 Nid Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:08:26 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-4958 hey you! I love reading your stories (: particularly about the pineapple and the haiku haha so spill! I want to hear more juice hey you! I love reading your stories (: particularly about the pineapple and the haiku haha so spill! I want to hear more juice

]]> By: James Gimbi http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-5099 James Gimbi Mon, 05 Nov 2007 16:35:20 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-5099 Justin, I'm about to revolt. This is the fifth of November. Remember remember the fifth of November, Justin had no awkward plot. I know of no reason this non-awkward season, should ever be forgot. This is serious business. Justin, I’m about to revolt. This is the fifth of November.

Remember remember the fifth of November, Justin had no awkward plot. I know of no reason this non-awkward season, should ever be forgot.

This is serious business.

]]> By: Incognito http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-5121 Incognito Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:08:12 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-5121 I agree. I'd put on a Guy Fawkes mask and march out in protest if I wasn't too tired. Or too drunk. Or too lazy. Or had the slightest clue where to find a Guy Fawkes mask at this time of night. Ah hell, I'll just sit here and mope instead. I agree. I’d put on a Guy Fawkes mask and march out in protest if I wasn’t too tired. Or too drunk. Or too lazy. Or had the slightest clue where to find a Guy Fawkes mask at this time of night.
Ah hell, I’ll just sit here and mope instead.

]]> By: EA Blevins http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-6671 EA Blevins Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:09:55 +0000 http://awkwardthingsisaytogirls.com/2007/09/sometimes-im-looking-at-other-things-like-eyes-naturally/#comment-6671 ^_^ You're so cute. ^_^ You’re so cute.

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